What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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