i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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