508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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