so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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