i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
