Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
