it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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