$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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