so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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