At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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