Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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