I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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