It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I understand Curling. That high.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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