Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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