I didn't shave. On purpose
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if only i could text you this smell
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
