so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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