is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
