why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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