If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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