i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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