woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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