hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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