Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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