I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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