And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
