# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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