Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I love you.
Bad choice
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