You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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