alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
