Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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