this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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