He is an equal opportunity slut.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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