i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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