Define "chronic" masturbator.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
