Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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