talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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