I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
