glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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