I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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