Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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