just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Randomize
