you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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