It's Friday. Sex?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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