The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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