that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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