me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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