Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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