chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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