Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
