Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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