the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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