It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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