whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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