Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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