Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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