so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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