I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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