the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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